(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band)
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more 
Chris Cayton lyrics

You taught me how to play guitar
You told me that I'd go
far just by trying
yea just by trying
Whe
thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You made me contribute
Anonymously.
Remember last year
When you gave a masquerade ball?
I came as a turnip
Just to see you try to squeeze my blood and all.
Westchester 
Chester The Molester lyrics

Chester the Molester's not without his charms
She can see herself hanging off his a
Hadassah,
I'm trying my best.
Enclosed is one dollar,
I'll owe you the rest.
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Remember that raffle
When you held your monster bazaar?
I bought all the tickets,
A
Thinking Of You lyrics


midnight
lock all the doors
and turn out the lights
feels like the end of the world
this Sund
ll but one, and that was the one that won the car!
Westchester Hadassah,
How wrong can you be?
I'm not even Jewish.
Stop pestering me!
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
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