Guttermouth lyrics
Guttermouth lyrics
"Jamie's Petting Zoo lyrics"
Soldier lyrics
(feat. G-Unit) [50 Cent and DJ Whoo Kid talking] [Hook] (I'm a soldier) G-UNIT! I started my own gang (I'm a
i've had my pet(feat. G-Unit) [50 Cent and DJ Whoo Kid talking] [Hook] (I'm a soldier) G-UNIT! I started my own gang (I'm a
since i was nine years old
i loved him and fed him
but one day he attacked
i knew he didn't love me back
so i grabbed him like a football
and punted fifty yards
now i hate pets
take yourself to the vet
now i hate pets
dolphins trapped in little nets
now i hate pets
you little fucking
No cure, no end in sight. No cure for poisoned minds. No change, no change, after all this talk still living foul. Ignorant, Ignorant, you think we would've learned
i should of let your mother
eat you, little fucker
so i got a little birdy
and i trained it everyday
he knew 1000 words
but then he flew away
but then i got him back
the fucker wouldn't shut his trap
so i took him to the bathroom
and rubbed his beak in shit
now i hate pets
spot
At The Zoo lyrics
(song and lyrics by Joel) Cool your jets and calm yourself, 'cause we are almost there. Don't get lost--those animals will give you quite a scare.
ted owls in their nests(song and lyrics by Joel) Cool your jets and calm yourself, 'cause we are almost there. Don't get lost--those animals will give you quite a scare.
now i hate pets
bagged a deer and made a vest
now i hate pets
birds and bees and bears and bison
pigs and parrots and pandas
i fucking hate them all!!!
i was walking through the park
when a snake peered from his hole
a perfect opportunity
to take the bastard home
i chopped his fuckin
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal lyrics
[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerne
g head off[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerne
with my handy garden hoe
and made a lovely hat-band
for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!
now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
now i hate pets
fed my cat some cigarettes
now i hate pets
you little fucking
screaming shit-bag
bastard
fuck you, you
fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!