(Cobwebz/Bosco)
CHORUS
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big shit
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big shit
There was this dude his name was Ted
He just sHordes Of Lucifer lyrics
Sinister fields
Summon the weak
Blinding their eyes
Grinding the opposition
Untamble hate
Causing death
topped over and he said,
"I'd go outside if I had to pee
But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."
He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long
We finished lunch he was still in the john
We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart
But what he left in my bowl was a work oTrue lyrics
[Meth]
Jeeeez!
Now right
You know you dead wrong
Yo know...
Turn me up, turn me up
Jab me with
f art
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We all went in to take a peek
What happened next knocked us right off our feet
It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl
It had no morals, it had no soul
It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug
It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug
I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing
But it zapped around the house like brown lightning
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He took a record dump known across the nation
Now we gotta use the service station
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